1. Freddy Bear Named Teddy Bear

There was a Teddy Bear named Freddy Bear
Who lives on top of a mountain made of chocolate cake
He says "I want my friends to come sing and dance with me
We'll put on our pajamas, have a hootenanny

Well my right hand is all the boys I know
And my left hand is all the girls I know
When you put 'em all together they make a happy sound (Clapping)
That's the way the world goes round with a

Teddy Bear named Freddy Bear
Who lives on top of a mountain made of chocolate cake
He says "I want my friends to come sing and dance with me
We'll put on our pajamas, have a hootenanny

Well my right cheek is where my mommy kisses me
And my left cheek is where my daddy kisses me
When they kiss me all together it makes a happy sound (kissing sounds)
That's the way the world goes round with a

Teddy Bear named Freddy Bear
Who lives on top of a mountain made of chocolate cake

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2. Choo Choo Train

I'm gonna roll my choo-choo train
From Kennebunkport to Bangor, Maine
San Francisco to Baltimore
Mount Desert Island to Mt. Rushmore

Would they put me in their newspaper
If I roll my train up this skyscraper
Brooklyn Yonkers Queens Manhattan
Way up to the Isle of Staten

Choo Choo, Choo Choo
Choo Choo, Choo Choo Train

From Oskaloosa to Albequerque
Chattanooga to Mississippi
Roll my train fast as I can
From Chicago to Amsterdam

Choo Choo, Choo Choo
Choo Choo, Choo Choo Train

All right, everybody, let's make train noises!

Engine keeps on rollin' faster
Change tracks Norfolk, Nebraska
Lexington, Baton Rouge
Kalama - Kalama - Kalamazoo

Choo Choo, Choo Choo
Choo Choo, Choo Choo Train

Choo Choo, Choo Choo
Choo Choo, Choo Choo Train

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5. Animal Friends

Elephants and antelopes and kangaroos
Wallabies and penguins from the zoo
Snakes and squirrels and little brown bats
Acrobatic circus cats

Blue fish, red fish, galloping goats
Puffins and camels and piranhas in moats
Dinosaur babies and cows and pigs
And a horse is small as a dog is big

Chorus:

And I wish I really wish
I really really wish
They could be my pets
Oh please, pretty please,
From the bottom of my heart to the top of my head
I'll be good, really good,
I'll be really really good -- and you know I would
Feed 'em all every day
And at night I'd tuck 'em all in their beds

Ocelets and lots of sloths and fleas
A great horned owl and a chimpanzee
A gecko and a goose and a humpbacked whale
A Minnesota minnow and a South Dakota snail

A tiger that can hop on just one leg
Seventeen chipmunks doing a jig
An anteater parakeet dolphin frog
And a big is small as a horse is dog

Chorus

To sleep, we'll sleep, all my animal friends and me
And we'll dream, oh we'll dream,
Of all the things we'll do tomorrow

Jumping and bouncing and climbing in trees
Swimming to the bottom of the deep blue sea
Tunnel with the ants buzz with a bee
Ride a unicorn unicycle up in a tree
And if you say "NO" to that
How 'bout maybe a dog or a cat?

Chorus

Me and my animal friends

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8. All My Colors

Everything is red
And everything is green
And everything that isn't
Must be somewhere in between

You're all my colors
All my colors

There's nothing wrong with black
And there's nothing wrong with white
Since you're around
Everything is gonna be alright

You're all my colors
All my colors

And when I close my eyes I see your smile
And when I looked around everything is
Cinnamon and magical and wonderful
Ohhh, yeah

Everything is red
And everything is green
And everything that isn't
Must be somewhere in between

You're all my colors . . .

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11. Emily Miller

Emily Miller has fur on her belly
And nobody seems to be worried
Emily Miller is bouncing and pouncing
And leaping about in a hurry

She climbs on the table and jumps to the sofa
She's running all over the house
She sits in the window and won't go to school
She's trying to play with a mouse!

Well, what would her mother say?
What would her mother say?
What would she say about that?

What would her mother say?
What would her mother say?
Emily Miller's a . . .

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15. Drivin' In My Car

Chorus:
Drivin' in my car
Drivin' in my car
Drivin' all the way to Minneapolis in my car

Red light, stop!

What sound does a car horn make? (Beep!)
That's right!
Let's sing the song with our car horns!
Beep beep beep beep . . .

Chorus

Red light, stop!

What sound do car windshield wipers make? (Swish!)
That's right!
Let's sing the song with our windshield wipers!
Swish swish swish swish . . .
Beep beep beep beep . . .

Chorus

Red light, stop!

What sound does a car muffler make? (Bbbbbft!)
Let's sing the song with our car mufflers!
Bbbbbft! bbbbbft! bbbbbft! bbbbbft! . . .
Swish swish swish swish . . .
Beep beep beep beep . . .

Chorus

Red light, stop!

What sound would you make if you were driving down
the street and you saw your very best friend on the
sidewalk and you rolled down the window, and you stuck
out your hand . . . What would you say? (Hi!)

Let's sing the song for our very best friend!
Hi hi hi hi . . .
Bbbbbft! bbbbbft! bbbbbft! bbbbbft! . . .
Swish swish swish swish . . .
Beep beep beep beep . . .

Chorus

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16. Tickle A Tiger

I'm gonna tickle a tiger
Gonna tickle a tiger
Gonna tickle a tiger at the zoo
When I go to the zoo

I'm gonna lick a lion
Gonna lick a lion
Gonna lick a lion at the zoo
When I go to the zoo

And I'll let the penguins all go free
And maybe they'll come home with me . . .

I'm gonna ride a rhinoceros . . .
I'm gonna paint a pig . . .
I'm gonna equip an elephant . . .

And I'll let the penguins all go free
And maybe they'll come home with me . . .

I'm gonna kiss a kangaroo . . .
I'm gonna zig-zag with a zebra . . .

And I'll let the penguins all go free
And maybe they'll come home with me . . .

I'm gonna tickle a tiger . . .
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba . . .
I'm gonna tickle a tiger . . .
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba . . .

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17. Bedtime Girl

How's about a smile from a bedtime girl?
The prettiest smile that I've ever heard of
How's about a hug before you drift asleep
To dream of mermaids underwater
How's about a kiss from my little daughter?
Close your eyes and drift asleep
You can tell me everything in the morning
How's about a smile from a bedtime girl?

And all you have to do is say
"Hello Daddy, how are you?" and I'm so fine
You are the apple of my heart
You are my starlight
And all you have to do is try your best just to be
yourself And everything will be alright

How's about a smile from a bedtime girl
Sweetest little monster in the world
Hush-a-bye hug for my little angel
Sail away upon your pillow
To dreamland sugarplum cotton candies
Close your eyes and drift asleep
You can tell me everything in the morning
How's about a smile from a bedtime girl?

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